my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet 

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet 

alice-unchained:

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

alice-unchained:

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

friend: there's nothing worst than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: cry over bands
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend: ....
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
friend: there's nothing worst than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: cry over bands
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend: ....
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

If you are going to unfollow me at least write me a goodbye letter first 

If you are going to unfollow me at least write me a goodbye letter first 

gabilliamon:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

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